Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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