what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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