hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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