Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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