She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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