who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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