It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
tell me about the eggs
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