well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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