I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
