Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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