there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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