my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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