It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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