I don't usually arrange sex via text message
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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