well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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