Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Randomize
