you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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