You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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