Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
you inspire me to be a worse person
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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