sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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