Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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