so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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