so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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