I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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