i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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