My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm just crazy horny about you
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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