Kiss
Puke
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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