O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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