I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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