Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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