I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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