Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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