Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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