I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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