Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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