rhymes with "ouble enetration"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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