So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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