i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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