He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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