Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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