Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
