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I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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