Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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