I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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