Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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