that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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