You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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