yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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