This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Well I just put wine in my tea
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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