Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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