does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
dude. I can hear the air.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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