"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i can't believe i had my finger in that
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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